Y'all Ready For This?

This holiday season,
get ready,
FOR...

 

THE CARNAGE

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THE MAYHEM

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THE SADNESS

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ALSO THIS THING

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MAYBE A LITTLE OF THIS:

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AND...

CHICKEN.
SALAD.
SNOWMEN

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With candy canes.

 

Thanks to Ann R., Susanna T., Danielle P., Abby G., Patrick T., & Pam H. for tossing that one in.

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P.S. Here's something else I was unprepared for:

Wine Condoms

Don't worry; they're for your wine, not your wang. (Which really should be their advertising jingle. CALL ME, WINE CONDOM PEOPLE.)

It's Called A Hustle, Sweetheart

And now, since we just watched Zootopia again and I love it so much, it's time for...

John Reacts To Animal Cakes With Zootopia GIFs!

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It's a wedding cake.

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And this next one was for a vow renewal, if you can believe it:

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Um...

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Then there's this:

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Yes. YES IT DOES.

 

And finally, this was supposed to say "Happy Birthday/Welcome Back!"
Let's see if you can spot where the baker went wrong:

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Thanks to Tiffany C., Cheryl G., Kim A., Janis A., Kenna, & Dana E. for the hundred yard dash.