Lose Or Draw: There Is No "Win"

You've heard of "Win, Lose, or Draw?" Well, I think I found the cake version:

Write, Wreck, or Win!

Ok, so it doesn't have the same ring to it, but allow me to demonstrate.

Write:

Wreck:

Win!

Pretty fun, right?

Let's try another one.

Write:

Wreck:

Win!

Ok, last one:

Write:

(It was for a teacher, so they wanted a picture of an apple.)

Wreck:

(Don't worry, lady apple. 
He's not happy to see you. 
It's a worm.)

Win!

I mean that in the purely ironic sense, of course.

And finally, a helpful reminder that it's not just bakers:

Now that's a "win."

Insert thanks line here for Anony M., Venieca K., Naomi M., Cash, Marguerite, Joan, Stephanie B., Kaisa K., Robin R., & Andy K.

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Gray Is Bae

Help me out, minions: is this alien shrugging, or is that a snooty little handlebar mustache?

WRONG.

It's neither! 
 It's a unicorn.

::head tilt::
 ::eyes narrowing::

Or so they'd have us believe.

 Well, thank goodness unicorn cookies are easy. All you need is a horn, a mane, and an eye!

...
.....
........

Sweet merciful leprechaun trouser monkeys.

This is worse than I thought.

OK, hang on, hang on, I've got it: If bakeries make everything out of plastic - the eyes, the horn, even the ears - then there's no way a wreckerator can screw it up, right?

RIGHT.

In fact, here's an example from a bakery's order book:

See? D.L. make a great choice when she ordered this one: Literally the only thing the decorator has to pipe is some rainbow hair, and maybe a few flowers! 

This is a sure thing! This is in the bag! This is...

... Grandma Unicorn?

(Shh, she's "sleeping," kids.)

(We hope.)

Thanks to Kaitlin H., Dimi C., & D.L. for livening up that party.

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