Take Your Poet To Work Day
I was browsing a list of holidays this month and read that today is "Take Your Poet To Work Day."
Now, it's conceivable that "poet" is a typo for "pet"... but I choose to believe otherwise.
Mostly because I posted all my best dog wrecks on Monday.
So without further ado:
WORK POETS!
Take it away.
a stiff upper lip
this is not what we asked for
crown into crayon
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There once was a gal from Nantucket
Who worked here, but then said "Aw, tuck it."
She boarded a bus
And now's
But we've got the cake, so Nan, suck it.
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Orders are read
This "Boss" is blue
You wanted green?
Ha! Joke's on you.
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Amidst the LEGO Ninja horde we stand
Contemplating the existentialism of existence
Ruminating the ramifications of vulnerability
Do we?
Do we really?
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Ode To The Big Black Ding-A-Ling
I Found In My Break Room One Midsummer's Morn:
Goodbye, Tension
Hellooooooooo NURSE
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A million pathways from which to choose
A million ways in which to lose
The people are waiting
Anticipating
All the things they can refuse
Oh, luckless me!
Oh, misery!
I must gamble with one desperate scheme:
If they don't like it, there's always ice cream.
Thanks to Anna B., Alex L., Pamela A., Sarah M., & Candy C. who all know that last cake doesn’t need an exclamation point because it’s more professional that way.
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