This Is Probably Why Drive-Through Bakeries Don't Exist

Today is "Drive-Through Day," minions. Think we've got a cake for that?

Offffff course we do.

To be fair, if I saw a cat with four legs coming out of its head, I might be tempted to run over it, too.

But I wouldn't make a CAKE of it afterward.

Then I got to wondering about a drive-through bakery, because, c'mon, that is a recipe for hilarity.

Just imagine a big group of people in a passenger van, all opening up their cake bags:

"Hold on, HOLD ON... this isn't what I ordered."

"Ug, look at this mess! Why can't they wrap these things without getting stuff everywhere?!"

"Aw yeah, FREE TOY!"

"Where's my extra pickle? I SPECIFICALLY said three pickles!"

"Nope, nope, drive back around; mine's gone bad!"

"Bad... and angry."

o.0

Thanks to Brynne R., Sarah M., Kathleen C., Leslee B., Leize D., & Michelle T. for the crack-ups.

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5 Terrifying Kids' Cakes To Make You Poop A Little

Parents, are the kids making too much noise? Need to quiet them down a bit? Maybe get them rocking themselves in the fetal position for the next few hours, followed by a life-long enrollment in therapy?

THEN DO WE HAVE THE CAKES FOR YOU!!

"Hey, kids, that's not sunburn - it's pulverized entrails! Ho-ho!"

"My name's Murders-A-Lot, and I like warm hugs!

"... followed by murder."

"We're gonna wreck... [clap!]... YOU UP."

[muffled screaming]

I know I usually blur out bakery labels to protect the guilty, but what the actual heck, Baskin Robbins:

Sleep sweet, kiddos.

Thanks to Sarah H., Tom S., Sarah Y., Erica K., & Carol V. for finding a cake that mirrors all of our faces right now.

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