A Cake Full of Butter Lies

Birthday girl Jenna Claire is allergic to tree nuts. Unfortunately, this means she had to share her cake with "Trez Hats".

(If you think that handwriting is bad, imagine what the order form looked like.)

And for little Ava's birthday, her folks splurged and got her the lovechild of Satan and Minnie Mouse:

[chipmunk voice] "RED RUM RED RUMMMM..."

This was on the side of a wedding cake, so....

...looks like someone DID believe it's not butter.

And finally, the best cookie cake mic drop ever:

BYE BICTHIS.

Thanks to Ryan U., Kaleigh E., KT, LJ, & Aleisha C. for the fond farewell.

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And finally, because it made me laugh:

Ceramic "BUTTA" Dish

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

I Hear These Migrated About A Foot And A Half

Tomorrow is National "No SpongeBob" Day, a day when all the residents of Bikini Bottom left to enjoy a day... without SpongeBob.

Womp Womp.

I think they were on to something.

And my personal favorite:

I have a sudden, irrational desire to make this my new profile pic on everything.

Just me?

Thanks to Kit F., Darcy G., Heidi S., Lizzy, Susan, & Joseph N. for the absorbing finds (HEYOOO SPONGE JOKE) and for the excuse to make an obscure Ghostbusters reference in the title. (If you got it, let's be friends.)

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Women's Spongebob Socks (5pk)

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And from my other blog, Epbot: