On The Plus Side, It's Never Too Soon To Introduce Your Five-Year-Old To Power Point

If you've been hanging around this blog for a while, then you probably remember the infamous Flash Drive wreck.

That's the one where someone brought in a photo on a flash drive, but instead of using the photo, the bakery recreated the flash drive itself on the cake. It's one of the most epic Cake Wrecks of all time, and taught us all a valuable lesson about the boundless nature of human derpitude.

I'm guessing Matthew here missed the flash drive post, though, because not only did he bring one in for his daughter's fifth birthday cake, he also had more than one photo on the drive.

In Matthew's defense, there were only two images on the drive to choose from: one, his daughter's favorite cartoon character, and the other, a Power Point flow chart from his company.

I'll give you two guesses which one the bakery used.

Aw, you guessed it, didn't you? See, I just can't surprise you guys anymore.

Thanks to Matt M. & little Gia for proving a Communication Network Decision Tree can be just as magical as Disney princesses, only the exact opposite of that.

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This made me laugh, and seems appropriate with today's decision-making process:

A Horrible Idea Graphic Tee

It comes in 15 different colors, hit the link to see them all.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

In Which We Are Very, Very Sincere

It's National "Write A Letter Of Appreciation" Week, so let's take a moment to address those who make all of this possible: the bakers.

[cues sappy violin music]
[turns to face camera]
[looks very, very sincere]

Thank you, Bakery Wreckerator, for making every chocolate swirl look like poo:

For making cupcake cakes (patooie!) look more like ding-dongs:

For your consistent, unrealistic, and yet kind of awesome boob-to-belly ratios:

Dream on, Mama.

Thank you for never, EVER, calling to double check an order:

...especially when you can just slap a question mark on the end and call it good.

Thank you for standing firm in your belief that this is how to spell "birthday:"

Or this:

Or this:

Or this:

Whatever. It's not like you'll need to use that word much, anyway.

But most of all, Bakery Wreckerator, we want to thank you for that big smiling face:

It's literally the best.

And thanks also to Griffin, Robert W., Samantha G., Dave, Heather S., Ivy W., Lisa B., Stefanie F., & Anony M., who, out of alllll our wreckporters, are literally the most recent.

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You know what goes great with thank you notes? Smelly things.

And from all the rave reviews, apparently this banana bread & hazelnut candle smells AMAZING. But more importantly, if you give it as a gift you get to watch their faces as they read the label:

"Smell My Nuts" Mason Jar Candle

:D

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And from my other blog, Epbot: