Let's Have A Peek At You

I admit it, I don't know much about Pikachu. I'm a grown man, darnit! (This is john (the hubby of Jen) btw) So when I watch cartoons, there better be turtles who eat pizza and use nun-chucks, is what I'm saying.

Also ponies. Big fan of ponies.

Still, even I know Pikachu is an adorable yellow... thing... that kinda looks like this:

Only with less mold.

Or like this:

"Kiiiiill killkillkillkill..."

Only with less homicidal eye-glinting.

You know what? Here. This is what Pikachu looks like:

And with such a handy reference, I'm sure your baker will have NO PROBLEM... er...

Never mind.

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[Dramatic Narrator Voice] "Meanwhile, in Japan..."

o.0

Thanks to Lynae, Betsy M., Anony M., & Lauren S., who I hear has a compunction to capture the entirety. (LOOK GUYS I MADE A POKEMON JOKE!)

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P.S. I may not know Pokemon, but I do know this: I would totally rock this sweatshirt that holds your cat in the front:

Women's Pet Carrier Sweatshirt

Apparently it also holds small dogs. I highly recommend browsing the customer photos, they're adorable. One lady has a baby bunny in hers!

...But It's Still Better Than A Peach Candle

'Tis the season... TO RE-GIFT!

That's right, minions, now's the time to gather up all those unwanted soap sets, bottles of wine, and peach candles, and hastily foist them on your unsuspecting in-laws!

So in that spirit, I (re)give you: RE-GIFTED CAKES!

Ahh, but how do you re-gift a cake, you ask? Like this:

They'll never know.

Or like this!

Just blame the baker. After all these years, I've made that SUPER easy.

Is that office cake from last month still sitting around? PERFECT:

Smoooooooth.

OK, but what if you only have one cake to re-gift, but lots of people to re-gift to?

Got ya covered:

Just like fancy soaps or DVDs, it's all about the packaging. As long as it's sealed properly, no one can question whether it's used or not!

Well, this one might raise a question or two.
Especially if you have chocolate smears on your face.

I like to have a re-gift cake on hand for those unexpected occasions:

Just fill in the blank!

Of course, sometimes a re-gifted cake needs a little work.

Like when you HAVE a pink-and-orange butterfly cake, but NEED a Spider-Man one.

BAM. Spiderweb-wrapped butterfly.

It's a re-gifted cake miracle!

Thanks to Cheri H., Amanda G., Michelle G., Becky, Eric A., Ben H., & Anony M. for the gifts that keep on giving.

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P.S. Hey Spidey fans, LOOK HOW CUTE:

Spider-Man Pen Holder

No way this one is getting re-gifted.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: