Do You Believe In Mircles?

I call this one, "But not today."

"Hey, why does your koi fish have ears?"

"That's not a koi! Didn't you seee what I wrote on the cake board?"

"Ohhhhhh!

".... but it still looks like a koi fish."

The most hilarious butchering of "You're six!" I've ever seen:

Gesundheit.

And finally, these graduation wrecks just keep getting better, you guys:

I'd congratulate the bakers, but I'm afraid it would only confuse them.

Our most sincere congartion to Janet N., Kelly V., Callie C., & Gina B.

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Go Fourth And Wreckerate!

You guys, I really don't know how to say this.

But...

.... here goes.

"Fourth OB July?"

"Fourth oh bee July?"

 Which is it?

Well, whichever, the important thing is that I wish you all a "Happ4" one, so here ya go:

And now that that's done, I'll let you get back to enjoying your celebratory afternoon picnics of roasted poo:

Btw, how do you like your patties? Blackened or runny? 

(Either way, you're in luck!!)

:D

Happy fourth of July, everyone! Whether today's the day your country declared its independence, or it's just another Thursday, I hope you have a "wreck-less" one.

Thanks to wreckporters Carlye, Cheryl P., & Catherine F. for helping me get all that out.

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