Hope You Love Carrots, Mom

OK, bakers, Mother's Day is coming.

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT.

No no, "Mother's Day." Moths don't get a day. No one likes moths that much, and they're terrible at guilt trips. (Heyoooo.)

Still no, but Fun Fact: a "mort" is "the note sounded on a horn when the quarry is killed."

::awkward pause::

So... maybe just print it out?

HOW.

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE.

I'm told this is supposed to say "I love my mom":

Which means the printer ran out of red ink, and one of you heroically SPRANG into action: loading up the red icing in your piping bag... and piping a giant red scribble on top.

::long, deadpan stare into camera::

Ah, but it gets worse:

YOU DID IT TWICE.

Only this time you added carrots. Because if you're gonna confuse your customers, GO ALL IN, that's what I always say.

Tell you what, bakers, maybe I was too hasty. Maybe you should go back to piping your own Mother's Day greetings. Cool?

::sigh::

::head slowly bonking keyboard::

::deeper sigh::

Cool.

Thanks to Krista P., Kim S., Becky T., Katie O., & Tasia P. for making us all wonder if maybe Mothday Day SHOULD be a thing.

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