Wreck Every Mountain - Plus These Wedding Cakes, While You're At It

They asked for mountains:

And never has "Good Luck" looked quite so sarcastic.

Tessa tells me this wedding cake was supposed to look like bark:

Bark, huh?

Well, it DOES look pretty "ruff."

Eh? EH?

Oh, who asked you.

Guess where they wanted the 10:

"What am I, a mind reader?"

And finally, Kelley asked for this wedding cake design:

Except with red pearls and no flowers.

Unfortunately, her baker confused "pearls" with "Atomic Fireballs.*"

...and then apparently smoothed out the icing with a hairbrush.

Bummer.

*Anyone else remember Atomic Fireballs? Those spicy cinnamon jawbreakers?

I'm... I'm showing my age again, aren't I.

Drat.

Thanks to Jessica G., Tessa R., Lauren R., Lisa W., Andrea L., & Kelley T. for the giggles.

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Cool Story, Bra

WARNING: Despite my best efforts, today's post is probably NSFW. Sorry/you're welcome.

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[running in]

MINIONS.

Did you hear?

IT'S NO BRA DAY.

Granted, roughly half the population celebrates No Bra Day every day, but for the REST of us - the ones forever tugging at shoulder straps and forgetting where we stashed our chapstick - this is huge.

I'm talking, back-side-of-Daleks huge!

(What, you don't see two Dalek backsides here? 
Fine, I'll skip the "EX-TERM-LAC-TATE!")

That's right, my under-wire caged friends, today we can be free! Unencumbered! And dare I say, a lot more jiggly!

Yep, it's time to let loose and feel the breeze on our...

Whoops that's a butt.

(But it fooled you for a second, too, right?)

Where was I. 

Oh, right! Cool breezes!

But maybe not this cool. 

o.0

::carefully crossing arms::

Now, obviously there are a lot of boob cakes for me to choose from today, but I'm trying to keep this safe for work. Bad enough I'm about to be blamed for a bunch of lacy new cubicle decorations out there. ("They're, uh, paperclip holders!")

So listen, if anyone asks, these are tiny tablecloths with pink sunhats on them:

Yup. Teeeeny tiny hats.

And this is two babies looking up:

Aw look, they're wearing matching bonnets! So cute.

And THIS, of course, is a flower:

Juuuuust a flower.

And finally, on a COMPLETELY unrelated note, let's hear it for all the scholarly achievers out there celebrating No Bra Day:

::throws confetti::

Thanks to Shannon S., Amber W., Sarah F., Anna H., Nadya S., Sharyn F., & Stephanie W. for keeping us abreast of all the best holidays.

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