Wreck Every Mountain - Plus These Wedding Cakes, While You're At It

They asked for mountains:

And never has "Good Luck" looked quite so sarcastic.

Tessa tells me this wedding cake was supposed to look like bark:

Bark, huh?

Well, it DOES look pretty "ruff."

Eh? EH?

Oh, who asked you.

Guess where they wanted the 10:

"What am I, a mind reader?"

And finally, Kelley asked for this wedding cake design:

Except with red pearls and no flowers.

Unfortunately, her baker confused "pearls" with "Atomic Fireballs.*"

...and then apparently smoothed out the icing with a hairbrush.

Bummer.

*Anyone else remember Atomic Fireballs? Those spicy cinnamon jawbreakers?

I'm... I'm showing my age again, aren't I.

Drat.

Thanks to Jessica G., Tessa R., Lauren R., Lisa W., Andrea L., & Kelley T. for the giggles.