Summer Poetry Slam

What can I say, these wreck bring out the poet in me. 
Or maybe I've had too much sun today.

He slides along, 
UNseeing 
UNknowing 
What's with 
The balloons?

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Is it the blue sky that beckons? 
Is it the ocean waves, you reckon? 
BAKER SURE AS SH*T DON'T KNOW

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Those flip-flops 
Could kill 
Either one of us

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A gaping tidal wave roars and rushes 
Building 
Building 
What is this 
Surfing for ants?

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Mmmm 
Smeary

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Bound in free-floating friendship 
Bound to live and love 
And try again 
Oh, look 
More balloons

Thanks to Elizabeth C., Claire B., Dave B., David C., Jennifer V., Karin P., & Catherine S. for the best Summer wrecks in the 'verse.

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Hey look, I found the perfect shirt to go with Wreck #3!

Weaponized Flip Flops Tank

Honestly this is a legit threat year-round here in Florida. :D

And from my other blog, Epbot:

Spider-Man Day!

It's Spider-Man Day, minions, and let me tell you, this is one busy superhero.

Whether he's stretching out tangled telephone cords:

... starring in modern art installations:

... or helping out at the local mammogram center:

... this guy gets around!

Then there's his successful rap career:

Just call him "P-Spiddy."

...and the way he keeps us guessing where his web REALLY comes from:

::thppppbbbbbttt::

Still, as with anyone we love and admire, the important thing is that we celebrate Spider-Man today in a respectful, time-honored way:

By eating a horror show of his face.

Thanks to Katy P., Ashley P., Amy G., Julie B., Justin S., Deanna M., Solenn I., & Ann L, who also reminds us to NEVER FORGET:

[whispers] Never forget.

(I'm delighted to report that this balloon is still being made, and is available on Amazon. Do with this information what you will.)

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And from my other blog, Epbot: