When Only The Worst Will Do

Minions, if you want an occasion to be TRULY memorable, then only the worst will do.

Do you think S.L. will be forgetting her wedding cake anytime soon?

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NUH-UH.

So if you can't beat 'em, I say, join 'em!

 

From baby showers:

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...to Valentines:

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...to an overwhelming sense of ennui:

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There are just so many memories to be made!

 

Going to the beach?

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Hate your kids?

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Or, yes, even planning a Nightmare Before Christmas themed wedding?

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Just think, with Cake Wrecks, the nightmare can be NOW.

 

Thanks to S.L., Jamie W., Virginia, Tania S., Jodee R., Michelle L., & Nicole S. for the real scream.

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Oh hey, if you're into memory-making, here's an interesting one:

Keepsake Hands Plaster Mold Kit

I'm just saying, this could be sweet and heartfelt or morbid and hilarious, and I'm here for either one.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Peter Parker Would NOT Be Proud

♫ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

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Does whatever a spider can!

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Spins a web
Any size!

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Catches thieves
Between his thighs

 

LOOK OUT!

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♫ Here comes the Spider-Maaaan!

 

Is he strong? Listen, Bud

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Spider-Man is a total stud

 

He can float, he can fly!

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Just look into
his soulful eyes

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OH YEAH

 

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♫ That's totally Spider-Maaaaaan

 

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We swear it's Spider-Maaaaaan

 

What do you mean you want your money back look it says "Spider-Maaaaaan."

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Here's comes the Spider-MAAAAAAAN!
[jazz hands!]

 

Thanks to Kayte K., Amanda N., Liz D., Elisabeth T., Shoddyan, Sarah, Amanda S., Daniel & Kat, Anony M., & Carissa M. for finding the best wrecks on the Web.

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Marvel Spider-Man Heart Logo Tee

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And from my other blog, Epbot: