This Production Of "Penguins On Ice" Was Not What I Expected

We made it, minions! Another Christmas in the bag!

Minions?

Ooooh, it was that bad, huh?

Well don't you worry, that's all over now. 

The snowmen have been hunted down and wiped out:

The Poo-dolphs have passed:

The penguins are on ice:

And Santa melted back into his primordial fudge state:

Heck, even the Carrot Jockeys are taking a stay-cation:

 So relax, minions. There's nothing left to be afraid of!

Well, except this C3PO cake.

Hmm. Right. Maybe go back to keeping your eyes closed.

Thanks to Anony M., Lilly P., Allegra G., Jennifer F., Lucinda T., Angie, & Sara H. for C3PO'ing what I did there.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Kringle Fails

♫ Dashing people's hopes ♪

That their cakes will be OK

Is that yellow snow??

Kids have cried all day!

♫ What's this blobby thing?

Making eyebrows rise

So many ways to wreckorate!

Did Rudolph kill tonight?

Krissssssssss....

♪ Kringle fails

Kringle fails

Santa's not OK

Better run, this isn't right

It's a one-course wrecky tray!

OH!

♪ Kringle fails

♪ Kringle fails

Rudolf says, "NO WAY"

♫ Oh what fun it is to chide

Especially to-daaaay!

Merry Chirtmas, everybody!

Thanks to Annette V., Renee R., Jennifer C., Brooke I., Christie C., Kelly C., Sulenna, Cherise W., Lauren A., & Danielle R. for the holiday jeer. Stay sane out there, e'erbody!

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Hang on, here's one last giggle:

Cotton Chef Apron w/ 4 Pockets

We all know someone who needs this apron, right?