This Production Of "Penguins On Ice" Was Not What I Expected
We made it, minions! Another Christmas in the bag!
Minions?
Ooooh, it was that bad, huh?
Well don't you worry, that's all over now.
The snowmen have been hunted down and wiped out:
The Poo-dolphs have passed:
The penguins are on ice:
And Santa melted back into his primordial fudge state:
Heck, even the Carrot Jockeys are taking a stay-cation:
So relax, minions. There's nothing left to be afraid of!
Well, except Star Wars spoilers.
Hmm. Right. Maybe go back to keeping your eyes closed.
Thanks to Anony M., Lilly P., Allegra G., Jennifer F., Lucinda T., Angie, & Sara H. for C3PO'ing what I did there.
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P.S. - My close personal friend Brian Kesinger* illustrated this adorable hardcover book, and I think you and/or your kids will love it:
(*He follows me on Instagram. THAT COUNTS.)
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And from my other blog, Epbot: