Lookin' For Some Bunny To Love

♫ Can anybody find meeeeeee... ♪

Some bunny to love?

Ooh, each new cake I see I die a little

("Ow.")

Can barely stand on my feet!

[*crash!*]

Take a look in the display case

...and cry.
(And cry!)

Bakers, what you're doing to me

I have spent all these years in "believing" you

But I just can't get decent Sweets... in-stoooore!!

Some bunny,

(Any bunny!)

Ooh, some bunny

(She's desperate!)

Can anybody find meeee

some bunny to love?

Thanks to Kimberly S., Mary D., Elisabeth A., Chelsea P., Charlotte C., Violetta S., Sarah H., Emily R., Leah F., & Lynn B. for the big ol, "NO, WE CAN'T, JEN." I, uh, still appreciate the effort.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

When Ester Gets Hoppy

It's almost time for my favorite Easter tradition, minions:

Hand puppets in vases! 

I'm also a fan of bunny cakes with these giant plastic eyeballs:

omigosh

"Come play with us!"

And also bakers who think "Easter" is a person:

I say we start celebrating the birthdays of ALL holidays - including our own birthdays. Eh? Eh?

Aw, dang it. Hang on.

I thought I was being original there.

I call this model, "Covering All The Bases"

"We got yer Springtime butterflies, we got yer Easter bunnies an' eggs, we got yer crosses... WE GOT IT ALL."

And if you think that much plastic on a cake is cheating, well...

It still beats the alternative.

Although sometimes - sometimes - you will actually get a beautifully decorated Easter cake. When that happens, minions, don't despair:

A true wreckerator will always find a way.

Thanks to Kathryn C., Yolan P., Justine B., Mary G., Catherine G., Tina H., Jill D., & Kristy M. for getting the jump on these wrecks.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: