Putting the "Ha!" in Halloween

You guys, this Sunday is Halloween! And you know what that means, right?

Yep: Time to get our hands on some cake.

Finger-licking bad.

Or I suppose we could sink our teeth into some...er...

[blinking]

...never mind.

Just keep your eyes off this pumpkin cake, if you please:

Thank you.

I'm having a hard time wrapping my brain around this design:

Ow.

Oh, I know! Maybe it's a window pane!

*gigglesnort*

Ahem.

I did wonder why Frank there had no nose, but then I realized:

That's why.

Yep, you could say it's as plain as the dong on his face.

Come to think of it, this bakery really should reevaluate their staff:

'Cuz that's one broomstick that should be swept under the rug.
You know, for being too hard to handle.
Not to mention stick-y.

And so, my friends, in conclusion:

Haa!

And...

EEN!!

Thanks to A.F., C.C., Linda L., Donna S., Patrick M., Dana, Jeremy C., & Kelsey N. for the tricky treats.

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P.S. Here's a (hilarious) reminder that English is almost as confusing as these cakes:

P Is for Pterodactyl: The Worst Alphabet Book Ever

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And from my other blog, Epbot: