Whoaaaa MAN.

[putting on sunglasses]

[lighting groovy cigarette]

[signalling groovy bass player to start groovy bass music]

CAKE!

So sad, bra.

Standing like Santa,

Grilling like gangsta...

I wonder who gives out more
COAL.

[whispering]

As the ephemeral frigidity succumbs to day's full wrath...

My cone melts.

CAKE!

Sad.
Cake.

Dripping like mad

Come back to my pad

I'll make you
a
sprinkle
surprise.

Hey Jane, hand me
that shovel.

Why's it always have to be snakes?

Popsicle.

IN MY FACE.

[blows out candle]

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