New Year's: Ringin' Wreckage

As we contemplate a New Year's Eve filled with drink and debauchery - or maybe an Agents of SHIELD marathon with the cats [WINK] - remember, friends, that wine glasses don't work like this:

And they definitely don't look like this:

And while these bakers have obviously never seen a champagne bottle before, let's be grateful they at least know they're green:

(I can't even with those glasses. CANNOT. EVEN.)

So get on out there, wrecky minions, and enjoy your tubing tentacle babies!

They, uh, may be a little stale.

Also, have fun, stay safe, and never - EVER - over-emphasize a greeting with the foolish and reckless use of an unwarranted exclamation mark:

Thank you.

Thanks also to Hannah, Nick G., Kathy R., Leah and John, Emily K., Meg G., and Grace S., for being especially frindly.

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