Yes, Bakers, You CAN Be Creepy!!

Here's something I never understand: every Halloween, the one time when bakeries are SUPPOSED to make scary and/or disturbing cakes, suddenly THIS is their idea of creepy:

Whoa. Hide your kids.

Meanwhile, every OTHER time of the year, bakeries are doing this:

And this:

And this:

(PLEASE tell me there are some Supernatural fans out there seeing what I'm seeing.)

Then there's Christmas:

And Easter:

And the Fourth of July:

And Easter:

And Valentine's Day:

And also Easter...

Seriously. What is it with Easter?!

Look, bakers, clearly you have the ability to make cakes creepy; the trick is to just not aim for it.

That's right: stop trying to scare us altogether.

And instead, just make us a niiiice clown cake.

THERE IT IS.

Thanks to Sarah A., Hayley H., Katherine M., Jo D., Korrie G., Jenn B., Elizabeth M., Jessica M., Abbey M., Nell H., & Erin R. for scaring John so much he refuses to look at that photo again.

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