IT HAS BEEN FORETOLD

I feel like bakers are trying to tell us something, you guys.

I'm just not sure WHAT.

Speak to me, Deadpan Penguin! What is it? What's wrong?

Is a festive volcano about to blow?

Are alien body-snatchers among us?

Plague?

Maybe I'm reading too much into this next one, but I think it's saying:

"YOU'RE IN TROUBLE."
(That's our #1 problem!)

Or maybe bakers are just messing with us. Maybe NOTHING's wrong, and they think we're a bunch of nincompoops.

Or maybe
IT'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!

But probably not.

Well, whatever bakers are trying to tell us this season...

May yours be volcano, body-snatchers, and plague free.

Thanks to Jason & Amy, Tovah, Julia S., Aaron R., Lauren W., Anony M., Dezy, Natasha C., Fran V., Jennifer C., & Marsha W. for the goodwill to wise guys.

*****

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