A Cup Of Holiday Crazy

Has Christmas gotten a little too predictable for you this year?

Well not to worry; these bakers aim to baffle.

I never knew empty eye sockets could see so well... INTO MY SOUL.

Half a mustache or a bloody nose?

Ugly sweater or brick chimney?

French fries or those crunchy things you put on casseroles?

And is that a pig?

YOU DECIDE.

I assembled a crack team to decipher this next one, and both cats agree: it's not NEARLY as interesting as their own butts.

Oh, and remember, if you see a pretzel jammed in a pile of frightened poop today, it's probably supposed to be a reindeer:

No one really knows why, and frankly, this one has me afraid to ask:

o.0

[backs away slowly]
[bumps into table]
[knocks over huge pile of metal pans, cymbals, and hub caps]
[bows]

Thank you.

Now, just a few more inches, and Nick the Neck Beard will FINALLY get his first taste of tinsel:

All together now:

WOO!

Thanks to Louise B., Darla S., KM, Anony M., Kristi B., Lisa C., Nick M., Liz, Chelsea W., Katherine H., & Melinda H. for keeping it weird.

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