The Bad News Barbies
It's Barbie and Barney Backlash Day, minions, which is not only a weird thing to celebrate, but also a really weird pairing, right? Like, why just those two? Are they really getting the same amount of snark? 'Cuz I'd imagine a singing purple dinosaur would get WAY more grief than an anatomically impossible bombshell with 200 careers under her belt.
So just to settle this scientifically, here it comes, the Cake Wrecks Battle Royale of the Century:
BARBIE
VS
BARNEY
In this corner!
MEATBALL BARBIE!
And in this corner:
Probably one of the California raisins.
Jim? Yeah, I'm thinking it's Jim. Jim Raisin.
*Ahem*
AND IN THIS CORNER!
"Sugar Plumber Fairy" Barbie!
AND IN THIS OTHER CORNER
Ermergersh Bernie!
BUT WAIT, THERE ARE MORE CORNERS!
IN THIS ONE OVER HERE:
Drunk Wedding Guest Barbie®!
(She holds her own hair back so you don't have to!)
AND IN THE CORNER OF YOUR CLOSET...
BEELZE-BARNEY!
*BEELZE-BARNEY WILL EAT YOUR SOUL*
So hey, happy birthday, kid.
Thanks to Jessi C., Trish T., Kim M., Kim Y., Lisa C., & Chris C. for proving Barney should definitely be getting the most backlash. YEESH.
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OK, I have to show you guys this, because who else remembers having this Barbie?!
This stopped me in my tracks when I found it on Amazon; so many memories! Her business suit transforms into a party dress, and she comes with all kinds of accessories. It makes me so happy that they're selling these reproductions!
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And from my other blog, Epbot:
