Name That Name!
Kids these days, with their funky names and their extra weird spellings:

I bet this gets confusing around other holidays.
I hear Lt. Pink really likes light pink icing:

Coincidence?
Oh, great, now ALL the kids will want parentheses in their names:

DAMN HIPSTERS.
Is there a Doctor in the house?

Because only he would have time for this.
And c'mon, this is just ridiculous:

Who names their kid "Janey?"
Thanks to Catherine G., Stephanie T., Elizabeth B., Priscilla C., & Mary G., who know a rose by any other name... can be pretty dang funny.
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P.S. I agree, you COULD do a better job yourself. So have you seen these new silicone "piping bulbs?"
8 Pc Bulb Decorating Kit
Y'all, these things are total game-changers. Easy to fill, clean, no more leaking piping bags, AND they fit all the Wilton metal tips we already have! I don't do much cake decorating these days, but I do use these with caulking for crafts, and I am NEVER going back to bags.