In Which We Try To Come Up With New Ways To Say "Nailed It"

The baker swore she could recreate this Mad Hatter cake:

And yet...

To quote Aimee, "Oh, and the cake was burnt." 
Well, somebody got burned, am I right?! HEYO! High five!

Anyone?

Don't leave me hanging...

Fine.

Amber wanted this Mickey Mouse cake for a second birthday party:

Trouble is, she asked the baker to make it out of buttercream instead of fondant, which we all know would require a magic wardrobe, 3 fairies, and a photo of the Loch Ness Monster doing the Macarena.

Hey, wouldn't it be hilarious if I showed you guys a really amazing cake right now?

Yeah, that would've been funny.

And now, for the first time ever, Cake Wrecks proudly presents: 
An In-Depth Analysis of the Wreck®

This has been: 
An In-Depth Analysis of the Wreck®

To keep things simple, Cheryl ordered the stock Hello Kitty design off the bakery's website, which looks like this:

You know how they say, "a picture is worth a thousand words?"

Well, in this case, a picture of a picture of a cake on a cake is worth about thirty bucks.

GOOD TO KNOW.

And finally, Angela writes, "This is what I wanted for the groom's cake..."

"...but in the color scheme of his drums, which is a green fade to lighter green with sparkles, like this:"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... coughcoughcough... cough...

Oh. You were being serious? No, yeah, sure. That's tooootally gonna happen.

:gigglesnort:

Well, look on the bright side, Angela; at least the baker didn't jam glow sticks into it like on your wedding cake. (Last one.) (Ahhh, good times.)

Thanks to Aimee R., Amber W., Cheryl S., & Angela for drumming up some new lolz.

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