The Festival Of Slights
In the mad rush to get custom Hanukkah treats out, sometimes mistakes happen.
You might misspell something:
(Ooh! That's a new one!)
Or get a little carried away with your store's "Hanukkah House" display:
Or maybe - juuust maybe - you might put several dozen upside-down Halloween temporary tattoos on all your store's Hanukkah cupcakes, thinking they were dreidels. Or maybe Stars of David. But definitely something Jewish.
Still better than snowflakes.
My wreckporter-who-wishes-to-remain-anonymous tells me this baker had to hand-cut dozens and dozens of these, and never once noticed that they all say Happy Halloween. Or that they're big spiderwebs. With a dangling spider. That looks like this:
Oy.
Vay.
Thanks to Marlo D., Shoshana F., & Anony M. for an excellent start to Chaunnaka 2020!
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I asked John if this would offend anyone - and let's be real, this is the internet, of course it will - but it gave me a loud snort laugh, so I'm going for it:
