It's A Baby Cake Creep Off!
Alright, minions, let's settle this.
Would you choose...
Door #1?
WILL the head tilt towards you?
WILL the eyes open?
The world may never know... 'cuz I'm outta here.
Door #2?
Heavy is the head that wears the crown... 'cuz that thing is ginormous. ("It's like Sputnik!")
Door #2.5?
No butts, no cuts, no no NO CUTTING BABIES IN HALF, PEOPLE.
How many times do we have to go through this? Eeesh.
Or finally...
Door #3?
AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHH!!!!
Thanks to Natasha S., Alicia F., Mandie M., & Jill D. for proving babies are just as terrifying as I think they are.
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P.S. Watch me un-creepify this post by going from creepy baby cakes to baby beef cakes:
The Buff Baby Rattle
This is hilarious. And a real thing! Amazon helpfully suggested I pair it with the "Do You Even Lift?" baby onesie and now I wish I had a weightlifting friend with a baby to give this to.
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And from my other blog, Epbot: