I Just Realized How Phallic "Saggy Clown Volcano" Is... And I'm OK With That
Ever see a cake so deliberately confusing that you're sure you're missing something obvious?
I mean, look at this thing:
Someone went through a massive amount of effort - different colors, squiggle techniques, flotsam arrangement - all to make a senseless, saggy clown volcano. Why? What does it mean?
Or how about this snapshot of prehistoric life found in a bakery window?
How I imagine this went down:
"Is that a bridge over all the dinosaurs?"
"Yeah. The Brooklyn Bridge."
".... are you sure?"
"100%"
And now, what appears to be candy corn, sandwiched between two half-rounds of plain cake, all smashed onto a bed of... pimento... brains?
Remember when balloons on cake was a thing? And flowers? Those were the days.
And finally, Susan found this under the heading (heh) "Naughty but Nice," so I assume it's NSFW... but I can't for the life of me figure out HOW:
Somebody get me a old priest, a young priest, and an anatomy book.
Thanks to Vanessa, Jacob B., Andrea P., & Susan C. for the world's naughtiest furry hockey stick.
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P.S. Here's a (hilarious) reminder that English is almost as confusing as these cakes:
