Ow.

Presenting the world's most painful landing:

Or perhaps the world's most unfortunately shaped, colored, and placed mat logo.

Either way, I'm sure it made a real splash on the audience.

Beth C., would you care to join me in a casual crossing-of-the-legs?

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P.S. This seems relevant somehow:

Cards Against Humanity Period Pack

It’s an expansion pack for Cards Against Humanity, "best played every 25 to 35 days." :D

Oh, and if you don't know what Cards Against Humanity is, the tagline is "a party game for horrible people," which is really all you need to know.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: