Give Me One Moment In Time... To Scream Incoherently Into The Void

What's that? You don't have a "moment of frustration" to scream about?

::looks around at all of 2024 like John Travolta lost in a Target::

 Really? Nothing?

Huh. Well, OK then, here come a few scream-worthy suggestions.

They asked for a pink soccer ball cake, like this:

But instead, they got this:

(I think the noise I just made qualifies as a scream.)

"Don't worry," this next baker said in reassuring tones, "I'll just add that in and no one will ever notice."

[....]

Raise your hand if you noticed.

"John" is literally the most common name in the U.S., and pretty high up there in other English-speaking countries. EVERYONE knows a John, or has used a John. ::snerk:: Furthermore, John only has 4 letters! If any name is impossible to misspell, it has to be...

::wearily bonking head on keyboard::

::notices how they spelled 'Birthday'::

::Bonking Intensifies::

Thanks to Joe R., Allison, & Sam K. for spending some of that John dough.
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P.S. I went looking for pink soccer balls, and look what I found!

Toddler Soft Soccer Ball w/ Pump

 D'awww. They also have panda and bunny versions at the link.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: