HERMIT FLAIL!

How To Celebrate National Hermit Week

(by a prefessional hermit) 

Step 1) Cancel all your plans

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I'm sure you can think of a good excuse.

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Step 2) Stock up on essential food items

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Step 3) Jazzercise

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Just kidding.

 

Step 4) Raid the toy box and assemble a make-shift homage to your favorite blog:

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(What, Hannah, no mohawk?)

 

Step 5) Stand at the window and wait for the mail to arrive:

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Then hide when the postman rings the bell.

 

Step 6) Spend the rest of the afternoon trying to re-create that thing you saw on Pinterest:

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...then give up and go watch Netflix.

 

Step 7) Realize you should have just started with Netflix to begin with:

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Then Netflix for the rest of the week.

BECAUSE NETFLIX.

FOREVERRRR.

 

Thanks to Stephanie, Netflix, Bryan J., Maddison C., Netflix, Jill, Carly P., Anony M., Netflix, Hannah H., Carissa I., Netflix, Alleissedai, & Kim P. And also Netflix.

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P.S. I found the official Hermit Week Celebration Shirt:

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It also comes in a bunch more colors!

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And from my other blog, Epbot: