Just My Stripe

I know I just talked about zebras last week, minions - or rather, the abject hatred wreckerators have for zebras, which prevents them from ever looking at zebras before they make zebra-striped cakes - but it turns out last week was only the tip of the icing 'berg.

Now, I know what you're thinking: "SURELY it can't be that hard for this many bakers to make simple zebra stripes."

To which I say:

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And don't call me Shirley.


BEHOLD!

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And... BEHOLD!

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KEEP BEHOLDING!

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Now, BE BEHELD!

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See, because it's looking at you? 

Eh? 

Janine here really lucked out, though she didn't know it at the time. See, she also ordered a zebra print cake, but the baker misunderstood. So instead, she got this:

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Aha! So THIS is the answer, everybody: just start ordering actual ZEBRA cakes. Go, quick! Before Wreckerators catch on!

Oh, wait. Hang on...

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Too late.
Sorry, Jannae. We hope you enjoyed your... sock puppet?


Thanks to Julia S., Beth M., Melissa M., Stephanie, Janine B., & Jannae for keeping this issue black-and-white.

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I was going to link an actual zebra sock puppet, but it was the stuff of nightmares. (Bahaha!) So instead, how about just some cute zebra socks:

K. Bell Women's Zoo Animal Socks

You can also choose from skunks, meer cats, sloths, or giraffes wearing glasses. Score.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: