Nappy Blob Blob, Jen
Today isn't like any other day, friends, because today is Jen's birthday. Today.
So please join me in a hearty, boisterous, thundering rendition of this recently free-to-use song!
♫ Haaaaappy Bulhedoy... ♪

TO YOU!
APP
HIIIIIRTY
BDAAAAAYH!!!

TOOO YOU!!!
Haaappy BIRTHDAAAAAY!!!

Dear Sugar Briiiiitches...
(That's what we call each other)
HAAAAPPY...





Eh, close enough.

Thanks to Hailey R., Anony M., Haley B., Connie M., Courtenay V., Lisa, Lorena, & Melanie W., who all appreciate Jen's HUGE tracts of... talent.
*****
P.S. We like floofs here, yes?
This is our cat Suki, and she luuuuurves these sticks so much I figured I should tell y'all about them.
If your cats don't react to catnip, try these; they're branches from a different plant with the same effect. My cats happen to love both, but I prefer Silvervine since the sticks are less messy than loose catnip, plus help clean their teeth.
Even better, a 10-pack of sticks is only $6, and they last forever. It's been 2 years and I'm still on my second pack. Every couple months I'll scrape off a little bark to expose more of the wood underneath, which freshens the effect; the cats are EXTRA interested afterward. (The sticks have no smell for humans, btw.) Highly, HIGHLY recommend for your feline friends.