Pro Tip For Wedding Cakes: Don't Have A Cow
Wait, it's Bad Poetry Day again? Don't we have like 6 of these every year?
Not that I'm complaining: I will happily torture you with my Vogon Entry Level verse any time, ya hoopy froods.
A-hem hem hem.
A-phlegm phlegm phlegm.
::bowing::
Thank you, thank you very much.
Next!
My best wishes
wouldn't include a field of dirty snow
Would you(R)s?
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::starts beatboxing::
Seven eyeballs!
Seven eggs!
Seven flowers
With sticky legs!
Wickee wickeee WOO
::mic drop::
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Udderly bovine
Cow sweet and Moo-ving!
Think we should tip?
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Something exploded on this cake
Of this I know not what to make:
Was it fruit, was it dough?
Wouldn't YOU like to know
For $40 I'll make you a plate
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You'll have your LOOKS
Your pretty face!
And don't forget the importance of...
BODY LANGUAGE
Thanks to Caki Z., Channing F., Chelsea C., Carolyn, & Lauren W. for the poetry in motionless shock.
P.S. You know what's more fun than writing bad poetry? Reading your cat's mind:
