Ready, Aim...
Pink slips are so last decade, employers. This time, why not spice up your "restructuring program" with an element of fun?

Oooh, I love Quessing games! What?!

He can't even be mad, 'cuz he gets a cake out of it.
See?
FUN.
Er...

Sorry, Mike.
From another Mike, who's obviously better off:

Let's just assume this Mike was their copy editor.
It's funnier that way.
Of course, no matter how you end up leaving a job, it's never easy to say goodbye:

...or to spell "good riddance."
At least you know your co-workers will miss you!

Or... not.

And for those of you thinking of quitting via cake...

[Have fun censoring this one, John!]
[Challenge accepted. -john]
Don't be surprised if your boss decides to respond in kind:

OH SNAP.
Thanks to Cynthia C., Anony M., Mike B., Eileea P., Stephanie F., Beth H., Anony M., & Thomas B. for the first correct use of quotation marks in CW history. IT'S A "MIRACLE!"
*****
P.S. Next time, let this fun "lift-the-flap" book say your goodbyes for you:
Gotta Go, Buffalo: A Silly Book of Fun Goodbyes
Each page has funny farewell rhymes hidden under lift-up flaps:
Super cute!