Sexy Tractors & Pancake Dogs

It's Quirky Country Music Song Titles Day, minions, and if ever there was a holiday to celebrate with Cake Wrecks, this is it.

Can you guess which of these songs are real, and which ones I just now made up while giggling madly?

LET'S FIND OUT.

"My Dog Told You So"

You said he's just a mutt

But now you're on your butt

Don't gimmie no lip, 'cuz

My dog told you so

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"She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy"

She thinks my tractor's sexy!

It really turns her on

She's always starin' at me

While I'm chuggin' along

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"You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly"

You're the reason our kids are ugly, little darling!

Oh, but looks ain't everything

And money ain't everything

But I love you just the same

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"Hold My Beer And Marry Me"

I'm drunk

Ohh whoa whoa

Drunk in love

You're all I'll ever want

So hold my beer

And marry me

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"Dropkick Me, Jesus"

Dropkick me, Jesus

Through the goalposts of life!

And over end neither left nor the right

Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights

Dropkick me, Jesus

Through the goalposts of life

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"If You're Lookin' For Lovin' Don't Sit On Her Dog"

That cushion made a yip

It was my one-way ticket trip

If you're lookin' for lovin'

Don't sit on her dog!

Thanks to Lisa Marie, Fiona, Sarah Z., Elizabeth C., Kelli M., & Jan W. for helping me fool John with at least one of these. How'd the rest of you do? :D

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