Under The Sea With No-Face Cinderella

When Cassie asked her bakery if they could draw Ariel and Flounder on a cookie cake for her...

... they said yes.

Then Cassie showed them this picture:

... and they STILL said they could do it.

See, that was your first warning sign, Cassie.

This was your second.

Still, at least they gave poor Ariel a face. Raelin's baker, on the other head, failed so badly that she actually scraped off Cinderella's face and delivered the cake like this:

I KNOW RIGHT

I had to read the e-mail to understand what the heck I was looking at. It looks like an upside down chick with a shaved belly!

I mean "chick" as in baby chicken, btw.

It's weird I have to clarify that.

But also why I love you guys.

And while we're talking about princesses, let's take a moment to appreciate that one woman's castle is another woman's castle, IF you know what I mean.

Heyoooo.

Also you might want to get that leak looked at.

Now get out there, princesses, and smash this weekend the way our patron saint would want you to:

HULK PRETTY PRINCESS.

HULK SMASH PATRIARCHAL EXPECTATIONS OF GENDER CONFORMITY.

YAAAAASSS.

Thanks to Cassie C., Raelin K., Janine E., & Stefani K. for giving us serious birthday cake goals.