United Wrecks of America
Gimmie a U!
"U!"
Gimmie an S!
"S!"
Gimmie a... nother U?

Huh.
Looks like sticking this cookie cake to the ceiling has addled some brains.
After all, what red-blooded American could forget how to spell the good ol' USA?

I mean, besides these ones?
I feel like this one was getting close:

The underline on the S really sells it.
Well, however you (mis)spell it, here's to all those who've given their lives for this great country: the United States of...

Psst. Guys. You spelled "'MURICA" wrong.
Thanks to Carrie D., Dave G., Heather O., & Scott D. for the memories.
*****
P.S. I agree, you COULD do a better job yourself. So have you seen these new silicone "piping bulbs?"
8 Pc Bulb Decorating Kit
Y'all, these things are total game-changers. Easy to fill, clean, no more leaking piping bags, AND they fit all the Wilton metal tips we already have! I don't do much cake decorating these days, but I do use these with caulking for crafts, and I am NEVER going back to bags.