We Drink, We Drank, We Drunk

Sunday is "Legal Drinking Age Day," minions, and I bet some of you might feel like celebrating.

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...with a badly drawn picture... of misspelled beer... on a cake.

I mean, sure.

::shrug::

Or maybe you feel like exploring your creative side:

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Or expressing your inner poet:

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Or just letting it all go:

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If that sounds like you, then good news! There could be an "exciting" career ahead of you as a prefessional wreckerator! 

But how do you know which bakery is right for you? Where should you apply? 

Easy! Look for a sign.

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This one'll do.

Thanks to Yashira, Ciara B., Amber, & Luanne B. for the reminder to never drink & decorate, OR drink & print out store signage.

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P.S. Today I learned that TAMPON FLASKS are a thing:

Smuggle Your Booze Fake Tampon Flasks

I'm probably going to regret sharing this information, but I had to tell SOMEONE.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: