When Given The Choice, I Do Prefer My Watermelon Boneless
Could we pause for a moment to appreciate the fact that someone was PAID to do this?
Paid. Actual money. Like, it's their JOB... to do that.
[sob]
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Sure, you might think the baker would know better:
But let's face it, anyone who claims that's a hockey stick (with a white puck, natch) has already lost touch with reality. Maybe she figured you were washing your little white hockey balls.
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"So you want 'Happy Birthday, Matthew?'"
"Yes, but it's 'Mathew' with one T."
"Got it!"
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Technically correct, but I still say the deli sticker guy needs an intervention:
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Granted, not all bakeries are familiar with Bastille Day, the French National Day celebrated every July 14th. After all, it's a French thing.
Er, I did mention it was French, right?
Ok, good.
You can look now:
Best. Deal. Evahhhh.
Thanks to Cait H., Bridgett B., Heather J., Lisa B., & Nancy E. for pardoning our French.
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Listen, this post has rubber ducks in it and that’s all the excuse I need.
