This holiday season,
get ready,
FOR...
THE CARNAGE
THE MAYHEM
THE SADNESS
ALSO THIS THING
MAYBE A LITTLE OF THIS:
AND...
CHICKEN.
SALAD.
SNOWMEN
With candy canes.
Thanks to Ann R., Susanna T., Danielle P., Abby G., Patrick T., & Pam H. for tossing that one in.
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P.S. Here's something else I was unprepared for:
Wine Condoms
Don't worry; they're for your wine, not your wang. (Which really should be their advertising jingle. CALL ME, WINE CONDOM PEOPLE.)
And now, since we just watched Zootopia again and I love it so much, it's time for...
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It's a wedding cake.
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And this next one was for a vow renewal, if you can believe it:
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Um...
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Then there's this:
Yes. YES IT DOES.
And finally, this was supposed to say "Happy Birthday/Welcome Back!"
Let's see if you can spot where the baker went wrong:
Thanks to Tiffany C., Cheryl G., Kim A., Janis A., Kenna, & Dana E. for the hundred yard dash.
A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.
Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)
- Jen
