Happy Birthday To You, Me, & Maybe A Demon Llama or Two

Heppy Birthdey...

...toooo you!

HAPPY BIRtHYdAY

No, hang on.

Binthday?

Birinthd?

B?

Let's go with B.

Ahem hem hem.

HaRRy Brithdy

.

Er, I mean..

hPA PPy?

Wait, here we go:

BHIARY RHDPAYY

...dear Min-ionnnnnnnns!

TOOOOO

John: "Demon Llama?"

Jen: "I was going for 'ewe'. You know, 'eeeeewe."."

John: "..."

Jen: "WORK WITH ME HERE."

Thanks to Mitzi C., AK, Michelle H., Alicia J., Nicky M., Stephanie L., Adria P., Danielle M., & Tara D. for the

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P.S. I found the best birthday cake candles, minions. Lookie:

"Fancy That" Party Candles

I love how they look like balloons! Plus these are much safer than traditional number candles, since you don't have to ask the birthday girl her exact age. ;)

Simply Smashing

This is a cake I posted back in 2009:

"Because crime doesn't pay, kids."

And this one I posted in 2011:

"It's kind of a mix between 'shushing' and 'churning.'"

Well recently, Deirdre M. sent me this cake:

Three wrecks of the exact same design, misspelled three different ways.

 MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE.

And to celebrate, I will now rehash a slightly dated meme for my own base amusements.

You're welcome.

 (Psst. Hey. You know you want to read this out loud.

Go on.  I won't judge. Much.)

Thanks to Jenn B., Mickie D., and Deirdre M.  for chursh... cursh...ah chrush...smashing crime.

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P.S. Here's one of the coolest gift ideas I've seen for a Batman fan:

Leather Bat Key Fob Case

How awesome is this?? The leather wrap keeps your keys from jingling and looks bat-ass while doing so. Plus it's on sale this week for $13!

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And from my other blog, Epbot: