The Two "No"s Know That Nose

ATTN BAKERS:

1) This is not how you build "character"

Mmm. Cactus-y.

2) Worms are never appetizing.

Like, never ever ever.

0.o

Speaking of character cakes, does anyone else think Mickey Mouse had work done?

I mean, that nose is definitely a little smaller.

This bakery told Helen her cake had no room for writing, but they *could* give her a "Happy Birthday" plaque to stick on top. She agreed...

....and got this:

BONUS REACTION SHOT:

Our thoughts exactly.

And lastly, Shannon asked her bakery to write "Happy Birthday From" and then use a graphic of her company's logo.

And would you believe THEY DID?! - except with one small, un-asked-for addition:

Let's zoom in, shall we?

High-five, Shannon's baker. HIGH FIVE.

Thanks to Jenny S., Karen R., Deanna B., Helen G., & Shannon J. for the new life goals.

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Maybe I can't feed you cake, but I CAN show you this adorable Minnie Mouse pop-up one:

LovePop Minnie Mouse Pop-Up Card

The listing says this adorable card is for birthdays, but it's really all-occasion, and would be a sweet pick-me-up to mail to that friend you can't visit right now.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Taco WHO?

Minions, I like this taco cake, I do. I just can't shake the feeling that "something" is missing:

Lettuce just say it's my conundrum, nachos.

I love a good mashup, y'know? My favorite geek tees include the Ghostbusters chasing the Pac-Man ghosts and Pinky & the Brain as Doctor Horrible & Captain Hammer. (Aw yeah.)

HOWEVER.

What soulless monster thought it was OK to mashup Doctor Who with the the Swamps of Sadness from The NeverEnding Story?!

No, Doctor, nooooo! FIGHT AGAINST THE SADNESS. Fight it!

::sniffle::

Not cool, man. NOT COOL.

Hang on, I can't leave you with such tragic imagery. Let me find something happier.

{digging through virtual stacks of wreckage}

AHA

Here, this'll help.

Oops, probably should have warned you to put your drink down. Now we have even more "spirts".

:D

Thanks to  Lisa W., Christa W., & Jen F. for putting a damper on things... in a good way.

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If you were also sad to see Clara leave Doctor Who, then check this out:

Clara Collectible TARDIS
 She got her own flowery TARDIS Pop! You can fit a regular size Funko Pop inside it, too, and leave one door open so it's peeking out. Super cute!

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And from my other blog, Epbot: