Six Hilariously Wrong Wedding Cake Monograms

Not everyone is fully fluent in text speak and common abbreviations, so let's cut these couples a little slack, mkay?

Right after we finish laughing, I mean.

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(facepalmheaddesk)*

*Do Not Attempt

 

Hey, guys! You've just make the most serious vow of either of your lifetimes.
OR DID YOU?

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Aw, just kidding. Really. It's no big deal.

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See?

 

Some of these could be chalked up to a simple oversight, but this? How could you NOT notice your monogram spells something?

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I know it's an old joke, but...

...nope, that's pretty much it.

 

Hey, you're not superstitious, are you? Because some people might be tempted to take this as a sign:

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It's all in the delivery.

 

And finally, my wedding monogram of the month:

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[head in hands]

I can't decide if I'm more delighted or horrified that their accent color was blood red. I'm delorrified.
Or horrighted.

No, wait: I've had time to think about it, and I'm definitely delorrified. Mostly 'cuz that's how I'd describe Marty when he gets stranded in 1955. Right? Delorrified? Eh?

(You're welcome, BttF fans.)

 

Thanks to Amy M., Bobbi K., Deanna F., Maegan, Ruth H., Kimberly W. for the initial discomfort.

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P.S. Remember, it's MUCH harder to wreck someone's initials if you only use one letter:

Metal Letter Wine Cork Keeper, Wall Mounted

And if you do still wreck it, at least this is an excuse to drink more wine.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Happy Birthday, White Guy!

Sarah C. writes, 

"I was answering a hundred questions while ordering the cake for my husband, Guy's, birthday.

'Cake?'

'Yellow.'

'Icing?'

'Buttercream.'

'What do you want it to say?'

'Happy Birthday, Guy.'

'What color do you want that written in?'

'White.'

"When I went back to pick it up, the woman at the bakery - who wasn't the decorator - gave me a strange look."

 

And I think I see why:

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"And all the fishes say I'm pretty fly for a (White) Guy!"

 

Thanks to Sarah C., who agrees that (White) Guy is looking awful green.

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P.S. I tried to find a good birthday gift for a white Guy, and I think this is the clear winner:

Non-Stick Grill Mats

We all know a Guy with a BBQ, right? You get five teflon mats and a silicone brush set for $13 Prime, and these are a best-seller with RAVE reviews. Apparently you still get the lines from the grill on your steak or chicken, but none of the mess!

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And from my other blog, Epbot: