Ghost Busted

This is it! We're close to proving bakery hauntings, I can feel it!

Scoff all you like, but I was present at an undersea, unexplained mass sponge migration.

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Not to mention they were wearing PANTS.

 

Look! Actual ectoplasmic residue! This is great!

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"He slimed me."

Oh buck up, Frosty, you'll be fine.

 

Talk about telekinetic activity - look at this mess!

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It's like the Salem mass Silly String turbulence of 1947. DEFINITELY supernatural origin.

 

You know, I collect spores, mold, and fungus...

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...but that is just NASTY.

 

Listen! You smell something?

"There is no 'wee wee,' only stool."

 

Hm. You'd better get a sample.

 

What, you question my methods?

Back off, man; I'm a SCIENTIST.

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That's better.

Oh, and whatever you do, don't cross the streams. That would be bad.

 

I can see you're still not convinced on this bakery ghost thing.

 

Then answer me this: would any human being stack cakes this way?

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I rest my case.

 

Thanks to Anna S., Matthew Z., Alyssa P., Dylan W., Lindsey D., Cynthia C., & Anna A., who are pretty sure that sample cup means "you're in trouble."

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P.S. 'Tis the season... for coffin shaped makeup holders!

Nanayo Coffin Shelf & Brush Holder Set

This 2-piece set comes with a wall-mounted shelf for lipsticks/nail polishes and a smaller brush holder for your vanity top. Gothic chic for my year-round spooky-lovers out there!

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

We Sorry, You Are Living

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And because we've seen your haircut, you will be Miss.

 

P.S. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.

 

Sorry, Dannielle L., but I must be living.

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P.S. You seem stressed, Shane. Take two of these and don't call me in the morning:

Squishy Stress Voodoo Doll

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