"Plain" Cake, Bobbing Boobs, & The World's Best Note-Taking

Jen C. ordered a plain cake - no special decorations - with the word "family" on it.

Omigosh, you guys.

I'm STILL laughing over what she got.

I feel like the baker really doubled down on the word "plain" here.

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Christine ordered a pool party cake for her daughter's birthday, but forgot to tell the baker to hold the nudity. See, you fell for the classic blunder, Christine! Always tell them to hold the nudity.

SUN'S OUT BUNS OUT

Let's go in for a closer look, shall we?

My favorite part is the bobbing boobs. Apparently the water's a bit nippy!

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And finally, when Kylie's mom ordered her and her boyfriend a birthday cake she didn't want any awkward sibling stuff in the decorations, so she told the baker, "They're not brother and sister, they're boyfriend/girlfriend." You know, just to be clear.

Thank goodness the baker took such careful notes:

"there big Girl friend!"

Nope, I couldn't have said it better myself.

Thanks to Jen C., Christine M., & Kylie F. for pointing out where the big Girl friend is. We were all wondering.

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 So I haven't worn matching jewelry since my Best Friend necklace in middle school, but these keychains are SO CUTE for either couples or friends:

 Player 1 & 2 Keychain Set 

And THEN I found a cats version:

2 PC Puzzle Cats Keychains

Eeee! Love it.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Picture Perfect Face Palms

Jill S. writes, 

"I gave them a napkin so they could match the icing colors to it. But instead..."

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Lisa P. wanted her friend's birthday to be a critical success, but we all know how ordering a cake is a roll of the dice:

MERCER HAVE MERCY

(That one's for you, Critters)

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And finally, Jeff H. writes:

"I have a friend who recently became a US citizen. I went to the bakery and asked for a cake with a United States flag on it. Here's what I got. The baker, a lady in her late 20's, commented, 'I even got the red star to come out good!'"

Thanks to Jill, Lisa, and Jeff for making us break out the rare quadruple facepalm.

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Hey, any of you collect dice? Because these metal sets come in over 40 different colorways(!!), and I want them all:

Haxtec Metal Dice Set