Guess What The Order Was

Wreckporter Dan W. thought it'd be fun to let the kids at his son's birthday party decorate their own cupcakes.

So he went to his local bakery and ordered 50 cupcakes with... can you guess? I mean, how would you phrase that?

No, seriously, it's funnier if you guess first.

I'll wait.

What, you want a hint? OK, here's how Dan's cupcakes turned out:

Did you get it now?

That's right: Dan ordered 50 cupcakes... with the icing on the side. [rimshot!]

I can't even make this stuff up, gang.

No, I Won't Show You The Uncensored Version, So Don't Ask

Photopaper cakes are big again, bakers, so let's go over a few ground rules:

1) Stop doing this:

Just stop it.

Ground Rule The Second:

If the customer asks for a "cute train photo cake" for her 2-year-old, remember to include the word "cute" in your Google image search:

::sigh::

Ground Rule III: This Time It's Personal:

Look, I'm not saying a 13 year-old girl can't love a reality-show bounty hunter *and* frilly pastel flowers. I'm just saying maybe those two themes don't complement each other so well:

And finally, please, bakers, if you forget everything else, remember this:

ABSOLUTELY NO PHOTOS OF REAL HOO-HAWS WITH REAL BABIES COMING OUT OF THEM

Talk about your "flash photography." Heyooooo.

Though I'm sure the "lol" made it alllll better for the unsuspecting party-goers.

(The caption said it was for a "surprise baby shower." I'LL SAY.)

Thanks to Rebecca H., Silvia R., Eric M., & Adrienne G. for proving there IS such a thing as too much of a spread at parties.

*****

Hey, did you know you can have a baby shower with virtually no visible hoo-haws? It’s true!

HOO-HAW FREE BABY SHOWER DECOR

And from my other blog, Epbot: