Sunday Sweets In Summer

♫ Bees'll buzz,

(TrudyCakes and Cookies, no location listed)

Kids'll blow dandelion fuzz

(Anka P, Slovakia)

 And I'll be doing what everyone does

 In summer

(Debbie Brown Cakes, UK)

A drink in my hand

(Couture Cakes By Olga, Sri Lanka)

My toes up against the burning sand

(The Stables Pantry, UK)

That's where I'd be 

if I could stand it, Summer

(Cake Heaven by Marlene, Malta)

But I'll never hang out at the beach, for me it's far too warm

Bingeing shows in the A/C breeze is my Summer norm

(The Fox And The Cake, France)

Oh the sky will be blue

(Cakeheads, online tutorials)

But you guys should stay in, toooooo

'Cuz we're sure to do what frozen things do in Summer!

(Fancy That Cake, Missouri)

Some things just AREN'T worth melting for.

 ♫  In SUM-MERRRRRR!

(My Sweeter Side, Ohio)

Stay cool out there, my friends!

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Hey, speaking of staying cool…

Rainbow Neck Fan

I like this style better than the version that hugs your neck. Plus, rainbows!

Wrecky Exhibitionists

Sometimes I think of wrecks not as really, really bad cakes, but really, really bad art.

And to make them seem more arty (and to amuse myself, because let's be honest, that's a priority) I'll give them hoity-toity art names, like:

"Blanket Of White Silence, Being Loudly Smothered"

Or

"Lobster Steroids."

"Two Young Black Birds Mustache You A Question"

"Ode To An Airbrush Tip That Wasn't Screwed On Tight"

"High Five, Velveeta!"

"An Early Midsummer's Morn Shattered By A Bird Puking"

And lastly:

"Easter Bunny, Deconstructed"

I hope this brings you a whole new appreciation for your local wreckerARTers, minions.

Thanks to Jennifer V., Anne L., Stephanie B., De C., Michael R., Samantha S., & Stephanie G. for helping these wrecks look even more sketchy.

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Sometimes, I just know I’m gonna strike out on Amazon and then BAM!

Lobster on steroids.

Lobster Dog Toy

Because why not, right?

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And from my other blog, Epbot: