HERMIT FLAIL!

How To Celebrate National Hermit Week

(by a prefessional hermit) 

Step 1) Cancel all your plans

I'm sure you can think of a good excuse.

Step 2) Stock up on essential food items

Step 3) Jazzercise

Just kidding.

Step 4) Raid the toy box and assemble a make-shift homage to your favorite blog:

(What, Hannah, no mohawk?)

Step 5) Stand at the window and wait for the mail to arrive:

Then hide when the postman rings the bell.

Step 6) Spend the rest of the afternoon trying to re-create that thing you saw on Pinterest:

(By Angelica Made Me)

...then give up and go watch Netflix.

Step 7) Realize you should have just started with Netflix to begin with:

Then Netflix for the rest of the week.

BECAUSE NETFLIX.

FOREVERRRR.

Thanks to Stephanie, Netflix, Bryan J., Maddison C., Netflix, Jill, Carly P., Anony M., Netflix, Hannah H., Carissa I., Netflix, Alleissedai, & Kim P. And also Netflix.

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P.S. I found the official Hermit Week Celebration Shirt:

"Ew, People" Cat T-Shirt

It also comes in a bunch more colors!

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

You Make Me Feel Like A Natural WHOA MAN

PHOTOGRAPHY.

This modern marvel has brought us many wonders.

It allows us to see ourselves... as we've never seen ourselves before.

::long, judgmental pause::

Photography lets our parents embarrass us forever:

Where would we be without photography?

(Er, that was actually a rhetorical question, but cool.)

And let us not forget the most important, groundbreaking, and often mind-blowing work of photography: 

The fact that it lets us post pictures of cakes of pictures of cakes on our cakes:

All hail... THE PURR-FECT CAKE-CEPTION

Thanks to Chaely C., Haley D., Anony M., Kam G., & Stephanie K. for letting us yowl at the moon.

Three Cat Moon T-Shirt

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And from my other blog, Epbot: