Kinda Gives A New Meaning To "Sunny Side Up"

They asked for a sportsball cake that said "Way To Go!"

They GOT a wedding cake that said:

"Way you go"

I love the lack of punctuation. It's basically the cake version of that unflappable old guy on a front porch watching the big action fight tumble down the street in front of him. "Yerp. Way you go."

And you KNOW I'm gonna milk this one for all its worth:

DON'T SAY 'A CURD.'

Which reminds me, did you know Monday was the Summer Solstice?

Um, that's "Solstice," bakers.

DANGIT, SOL.

And finally, here's a Wreck to the third power:

First, the customer spelled "farewell" wrong on the order form.

THEN the baker misspelled the misspelling on the actual cake.

Which gives us:

BEST. GOODBYE CAKE. EVER.

Thanks to Kristen B., John A., Vici R., Patti, & Meagan G. for reminding us failing well is ALWAYS an option.

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Speaking of failing well, I feel like this is the crowd to appreciate a book of really, REALLY bad taxidermy:

Crap Taxidermy, hardcover

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Hats Off To Betty Boop's Trunks

Minions, it thrills my geeky little heart to see you Agent Carter fans ordering her iconic red hat as a cake:

Ooooh. Aaaah.

But I must admit, it's also a thrill to pull a new pun out of my hat, so....

Looks like someone...
[SUNGLASSES]
...busted a cap.

Thank you, thank you verramuch. And hey, that was just off the top of my head.

(Your groans are music to my ears, people.)

This sweet Bettie Boop miss practically writes itself:

"Boop-Oop-A....

"...WHOOPS."

It would probably be indelicate to mention how many times I've warned you all about the horrors of cupcake cakes (ptooie!), so I won't. Instead, I'll just let Mary's pictures tell the story:

It was supposed to be this.

Instead:

o.0

So take a card from the sand-covered mutant elephant, my friends, and NEVER FORGET.

Thanks to Jessica S., Anita S., & Mary B. for mastering the elephant of surprise.

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P.S. What's that? You want MORE elephant puns? Well, if you insist:

Glittery Drink Tumbler: "Your Argument Is Irrelephant"

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And from my other blog, Epbot: